Story of a Can of Tomato SauceI remember when I had a friend who, after about 2 cases of beer and a slap on the back, turned into a can of tomato sauce. Tilly was his name. One day I was breaking in to Tilly's house to swipe some of his dishes because I had used mine for cheap body armor for the small animals living under my house. I walked by his bedroom and saw he was gone! I immediately knew that it was the lawn gnomes who had done this to him because only they were capable of handling a hard-drinking can of tomato sauce.Story of a Can of Tomato Sauce by SCXCR
I was driving down the street and noticed a lawn gnome in someone's front lawn, screaming gibberish at a shrubbery and knew that he was in on Tilly's disappearance. I rammed him with my mom's SUV for about 2 or 3 hours.
Among the sounds of the engine and the neighbors' screaming at me to explain what the hell I was doing I heard the lawn gnome scream, "Whaaaaaa checheche cheeeeeeee!"
I knew instantly that he was talking about a
River City Gamers Fan-ficTeh Adventure of River City GamorzRiver City Gamers Fan-fic by Blonde-guy-Artist
One day, a blonde guy named Blondy and an asian dude named Wizwar were sitting at a couch playing a video game on a console together playing Donkey Kong Contry when phone started to ring. Blondy picked up phone and answered. At the other end on phone was there friend Unreal.
Unreal said: Augh!! Helps me! I is being atackeded! Augh!! Then the phone at that end went and died.
Who was that on phone? Wizwar asked.
It is Unreal, and it sounds like he in danger! We must go and rescue him for he in danger! Blondy said boldly.
And so Blondy went into closet to get wepons for there upcoming battle. Blondy gave Wizwar a shword and Blondy took his trusty zappy gun.
We should go and find our friend Yasha so he can help us. Wizwar said.
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